It was deep in the forest that it happened. The forest was rather deep. It was a rather deep, rather green forest. The local people even ventured to call it “The Rather Deep and Green Forest”. In this forest a great and mystical thing happened. Actually, it was two progressive mystical happenings. They were so mystical that some called them “The Mystical Occurrences from the Rather Deep and Green Forest.”
The mystical occurrences from the deep, green forest began one day in a small cottage in a rather emerald-hued section roughly mid-way into the forest. This was the cottage of a man. He was a solitary, intelligent man. The local people called him “Tim”.
Tim was a man apt to study. He spent his days on his porch with a mug of tea, peering out into his vast yard watching little woodland creatures. He was fond of the animals. The animals were each given a name, although their true titles were known by Tim. One grey rabbit he called “Fluffy”. A red fox he called “Auburn”. The names go on and on.
Tim studied the animals for hours a day, for so long that his eyes were quite bloodshot. It was this behavior that earned Tim his nickname “The Bloodshot Biologist”. Needless to say, he preferred that over Tim.
After years of watching the various species of creatures in his little nook, Tim had a thought. He thought something like, “and now for something completely different.” Thus, he went inside and brewed himself his first cup of coffee. Whilst doing so, Tim had another thought. “I’m getting tired of the animals in my yard,” he pondered, sighing audibly. “I think I will make myself a new one.”
This posed a problem. How would Tim create a new animal? A tool! A special tool would be needed for an animal to be created. Tim made a plan. He decided to make a trek the next morning to the home of the local blacksmith. The blacksmith lived in the far-off “Rather Shallow and Plain Forest”. After so much productive thinking, Tim got into his cot and drifted to sleep, dreaming of different animals he could make once he had a tool made by the blacksmith.