Do you want to ride waterfalls? Grapple with three-headed tigers? Drink eighty proof for hours and never get drunk? Consider Rerion-a for your next interstellar vacation.
You’ll love the low gravity environment,
perfect for little aviators yearning to touch the sky. While not much can be done for your mass, you’ll
see your weight drop by fifty percent the moment you land!
The wildlife on Rerion-a is
the tamest in the world. Zoos are
stocked with exotic breeds and hybrids, all yearning for attention. You can swim with sea snakes, perform a duet
with an uplifted toucan, or create your very own species in the genetic
After years of study, Rerion scientists
have discovered the solution to intoxication.
Before you order your first drink, take a shot of a specially designed
solution that enters your blood stream and breaks down just enough alcohol to
keep you buzzed but never hammered.
Book your trip to Rerion-a